Love this picture of Santa looking like he's ready to hurry down our chimney since I've been an angel all year.
Okay, okay, most of you are shaking your heads, maybe I haven't been an angel, but I've been through it this past year. You'd think after 17 years of living with men, I'd get it. I'd understand life with boys.
Like how on any given Sunday you walk into your family room and a Hulk sized athletic cup is sitting right in the middle of the floor. (Woe to my elderly neighbor who stopped by with a plate of cookies, I think she's been scarred.)
While trying to avoid it, I step on a hotbed of Legos. I've heard Tim Hawkins joke about it, but darn it,there really isn't anything funny about it. At all.
And then the phone call from my oldest, who is having his wisdom teeth extracted tomorrow.
"Mom, some people from work just told me if I take 5 Midol and drink a blue Gatorade, my pain killers will absorb much faster after my surgery."
"Midol?" I said.
"You know, the stuff for heartburn that starts with an M."
"Son, that ain't Midol. Trust me, I've tried it. And by the way, we won't be doing that with Maalox either. . ."
So Santa, leave a blue Gatorade, new Legos and some HGH, and maybe a big bottle of Calgon --
Ha!!!!
So, Audra...you are ready to join the elves huh!! I suppose they make the Legos...maybe there's some payback in there someplace...
Merry Christmas, awesome friend!
Posted by: Lance | Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 02:48 PM
Lance, "Call me elf one more time...."
Posted by: Audra | Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 05:36 PM
Audra, that is sooo funny. I love your description of the lego hotbed... man, I've got some of those! But you can tell I just have one little man in my house becuase I was trying to picture an athletic drinking cup for about 15 seconds before it dawned on me... oh... that! HA! Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Annie | Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 11:54 PM
I pray for the betterment of happiness... the Lord who given the Santa for us.thanks keep sharing.
Posted by: Web Design Company | Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 06:27 AM
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas
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Posted by: Mike | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 at 01:06 PM
Very funny! I hope the holidays have been fantastic!
Posted by: Mark | Sunday, December 27, 2009 at 12:19 PM